Top 5 Sex Toys for the Holidays
Want to get her (or yourself) something different this holiday? Because Lord knows, we all need a stress reliever for 2020. (eye roll)
Well, here's your Top 5 list for a Happy Holler-days!
#5 - Blush Impressions N2 - est. $45
Here's I little info on the Impressions N2, provided by Amazon.com:
Impressions vibrating suction cup dildos feature a powerful, custom-engineered motor. Each Impressions massager is USB rechargeable and has 10 deep, rumbly vibration functions: 5 steady speeds and 5 patterns and pulsations. Each Impressions design varies in shape and size, but all of them offer extraordinary G spot and prostate stimulation. The versatile suction cup base will stick to any smooth, flat surface and will fit into your favorite O-ring strap on harness. Rated IPX7 waterproof, your new toy is easy to clean and ideal for bath and shower play. Made of body safe, UltraSilk platinum cured silicone.
Designed By Women For Women
DEEP RUMBLY POWER:
Featuring an amazingly powerful custom-engineered motor
5 Vibrating speed settings and 5 unique rhythms
Easy on/off button ensures that you can stop whenever you need to
WAYS TO PLAY:
Be a sexual explorer!
Curved for ideal G spot and prostate pleasure
Play alone or with a partner
MORE WAYS TO PLAY:
Compatible with O-ring strap on harnesses
Perfect for pegging
Flared base anchors safely outside the body if you choose to use your toy anally
SIZED FOR PLEASURE:
6.5 Inch Length (4.5 Inch Insertable) x 1.5 Inch Width
The ideal length for reaching your pleasure points
Anatomically targeted curves
ALL ABOUT THE BASE:
Strong suction cup base will stick to any flat surface
Use the magnetic USB charger to keep your toy powered up and ready to play when you are!
Charge your toy with any USB compatible charger, including on your computer or in your car
CARE & CLEANING:
IPX7 waterproof, safe to play in the bath or shower
Wash your toy before and after each use with a gentle soap and warm water
Dry your toy with a soft cloth or allow it to air dry
#4 - Adorime Rechargeable Waterproof Clit Sucker - est. $40
ADORABLE LITTLE ROSE
Adorime clitoral sucking vibrator is shaped like a rose, the cute appearance makes it easy to carry with you, and you can experience the ultimate thrill of oral sex at any time.
7 INTENSE SUCKING FREQUENCIES
The rotating airflow generated by the internal vibration sucks and teases the clitoris, helps you to reach orgasm in a short time. With one click, you can easily change the fun with different suctions.
SAFE & SILKY SMOOTH SILICONE
Adorime’s sex toys are made of medical-grade silicone, which hygienic and odorless. This silky-touch clit sucker would bring more comfort to your private parts.
USB Rechargeable - This clitoral stimulating vibrator can be charged anywhere with the equipped USB charger base, enabling you to enjoy the oral sex pleasure up to 2 hours after fully charged.
DISCREET PACKAGE & RELIABLE SERVICE
We promise to keep our customers' information secret and discreetly packaged to ensure privacy. And we also have offer quick-response after sales service. If you have any problem about it, please do not hesitate to contact us.
#3 - Bullet Vibrator from Crave - est. $60
Here's what Crave has to say about their powerful little Bullet Vibrator...
BUILT TO PLEASE
Our Bullet outperforms the traditional bullet vibrator with a powerful motor, a waterproof stainless steel body, and a rechargeable battery — enhancements that make this the best bullet you'll ever own.
A PERFECT FIT
The Crave Bullet is designed to be compatible with any toys and accessories that work with a traditional 60mm bullet vibrator. Or slip on the silicone sleeve for enhanced texture when using it by itself.
Product Dimensions: 2 7/16" long, 5/8" diameter (62mm x 17mm x 17mm)
DEEP RUMBLING SENSATIONS
Bullet’s quiet bass notes contrast the louder high-pitched buzzing of other bullets. Four settings (low, medium, high and pulsing) keep things satisfying.
Our Bullet is USB rechargeable, saving up to $1250 in energy costs over the lifetime of the product.
AND GET IT WET - WATERPROOF!!! As with most of our vibrators, the Crave Bullet is waterproof for easy cleaning and for fun in the shower or tub.
#2 - VESPER Necklace from Crave - est. $70
I just want to take a moment to give my personal praise for this magnificent piece of glimmering genius! If you are looking for a powerfully beautiful gadget that will bring you to the limits of human ecstacy, well my friend, you've found it. I clocked 30 secs to reach the Big O with this one.
What Crave said about their masterfully crafted gem...
BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT
Vesper's beauty starts from within. The body, tip, and chain is made of high polish 316 stainless steel, with three finishes to choose from: Silver, Rose Gold, and 24kt Gold.
Vesper’s four power settings are whisper quiet. After all, it’s designed to make a statement, not a sound.
Recharge the Vesper quickly with the supplied cable through any USB port. No batteries to mess with. A full charge gives you 40 minutes of run time.
GO AHEAD, WORK UP A SWEAT
Vesper cleans up easily. The stainless steel body is splash-proof. Cleaning is easy with a damp cloth or toy wipe.
MAKE IT YOURS
Personalize with a special message to yourself or a loved one. Sweet or naughty, your choice.
#1 - Lush 2 by Lovense - est. $105
I also own the this Titan of Orgasms... Or should I say, that it owns me?! I don't want to cause your mind to collapse in on itself, but this little tear-drop literally brought tears to my eyes because the orgasms are so overwhelming. As the Lovense website states... "Can you hold the Moan?" And the answer is HELL NO! Like I said, the orgasms are MIND BENDING.
And the girth of this device can fully excite and satisfy all 8,000+ nerve endings in the tip of the clitoris and labia majora. And when inserted, oh my GAAAAWD! All I can say is, you can feel the vibration deep inside your soul, including your anus. Lol.
I have actually watched videos online of women, one after the other, having delightfully gushing moments once they climax. That alone, sold me!
And PS... I've only had to recharge this device twice in 2 years!!! Fuck them batteries. And clocked the Big O at 20 seconds, when you're not trying your damnedest to hold back.
Per the Lovense website: In 2018, the newest version of our remote control love egg got an impressive face lift. We pored over customer feedback and made the changes many of you wanted…
We redesigned the antenna, and the connectivity has been greatly improved. We also moved the button to the end of the antenna, so you can turn it on and off while still being able to wear it. Finally, Lovense has a continued obsession with power - Lush 2 now has an even BIGGER motor to ramp up the power without reducing battery life.
MULTIPLE VIBRATION MODES
This item provides powerful various vibrating modes and different levels of thrusting speeds for you choose, which can give you different feeling.
WATERPROOF & WHISPER-QUIET
This product is high level of water resistant and good anti corrosive property, and has Strong but very quiet motor, enjoy it and don't worry about disturbing others.
Comes with megnetive charging method, you can charge the product by connecting to your phone charger, computer, power bank or even car charger.
Medical Grade Pure High-quality Silicone Material, Skin-friendly, Safe, Odorless, Non-toxic, Flexible, it Touches Smooth and Very Comfortable, Easy to Clean.
WIRELESS REMOTE CONTROL
It has more far away remote control distance than other similar products, very easy to use and share pleasure with your partner.
I hope this has helped you sift through the billions of sex toy options out there. I just know that these 5 devices can usher you down the magnificent path to self-love nirvana. And are awesome choices for couples.
Either way, enjoy your Holler-days. (wink)